Ruthless Insults That Didn't Require Profanity

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mattstaff
Aug 13, 2021 6:00 PM EDT

Swearing is massively overrated. Unfortunately, far too many people end up relying on a swear word here and there to deepen the impact of whatever insult they're trying to throw someone's way. More often than not the insult would've just have been better without the profanity being infused. Maybe this collection of brutal insults that didn't require swear words will make their way into other people's arsenals. Check out some more rare insults that squashed people's bulbous egos over here.

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  • 01
    Rectangle - Born_Slippee • 20h O 2 Awards I hope you know people just tolerate you. Reply 2.0k
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    Rectangle - Kemi444 · 22h O NY 3 Awards Your grades say marry rich but your face says study harder. Reply 9.9k ...
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    Human body - slightly_off_today • 23h 3 Awards It is clear that you have been educated beyond your intelligence.
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    Rectangle - ozn_akc • 1d 1 Award If you were a spice you would be flour Reply 1 5.3k ...
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    Rectangle - TheNewHobbes • 23h 3 Awards It's my fault, I underestimated your stupidity Reply 1 4.4k ...
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    Rectangle - EerieArizona • 23h 2 Awards You're bright as a cave. Reply 3.9k ...
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    Rectangle - SorosOwsMeMoney • 22h 1 Award You're everything I expected and less. Reply 642 ...
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    Rectangle - squeeeeenis • 1d "Per my last E-mail." Reply 1.6k
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    Rectangle - disder • 23h 1 Award job related, coworkers doing knot test; boss comes over to struggling person. "you look like an octopus in a ceiling fan bud, take a knee!" Reply 409 ...
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    Rectangle - Dutch_Midget • 23h 3 1 Award You are impossible to underestimate Reply 730
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    Rectangle - Dutch_Midget • 23h 13 Awards You are the human equivalent of a participation award Reply 1 5.8k
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    Font - Komi_San • 23h 7 Awards You look like you're going to spend your life hanging on to one epiphany after another, always thinking you've finally figured out what's holding you back, and how you can finally be productive and creative and turn your life around. But nothing will ever change. The cycle of mediocrity isn't due to some obstacle. It's who you are. The thing standing in the way of your dreams is that the person having them is you. Reply 1.8k
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    Smile - Poorly-Drawn-Beagle • 1d I expected better. No, that's a lie, at this point I take it for granted you'll keep finding ways to disappoint me. Reply 1.6k
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    Rectangle - ace_inthehOle • 1d "Who's this clown?" Reply 407 ...
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    Product - LuckyMdawg • 21h "You've got a great face for radio." Lol my grandpa used to say that one (usually about himself cause he worked in the radio business) Reply 378 ...
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    Rectangle - GUNFIGHTERSONLY • 21h You should carry around a potted plant to replace the oxygen you waste. Reply 309
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    Rectangle - Brass-Monkey-24 • 18h Mark Twain had some bangers. My personal favorite is: "I didn't attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." Reply 46 ...
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    Rectangle - AFLTC • 19h Don't know if it's been posted yet, but here's my favorite. Wouldn't trust you to get water out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel. Reply 201
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